Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Obama's Elf (Don't Wanna Be)

You stay classy, New York Post.


I think we're all mature enough to know what Cartoonist Sean Delonas was going for in this OH, SO CLEVER illustration. But, I mean, doesn't there come a point when you have to ask yourself, "Is this going to make people lose their shit and come after me bearing torches, pitchforks and rope?" It goes beyond naivete to think that we live in a post-racial utopia because this country elected it's first black president back in November. And, even if this was the case, you can't, under any circumstance, draw parallels between a monkey and a black man. Especially if that black man happens to be our commander-in-chief. Where's your sense of history, Mr. Delonas? I hate to break it to you, but you're probably going to end up on Olbermann's Worst Person in the World segment later tonite. Other than that, I expect the blowback to be extremely minimal.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

New era in blogging.

After exploring every conceivable option, my cabinet and I have decided to go with "simonbakerfishlove.blogspot.com."
We deliberated for well over 5 minutes and decided that the "S" at the end of baker was superfluous and completely expendable.
To all those fans of the original url name, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.
Thank you and good night.