Showing posts with label Too many boners to list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Too many boners to list. Show all posts
Monday, July 26, 2010
Friday, July 24, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
You wouldn't like Dwyane Wade when he's angry.
I love this motherfucker, man. I. Love. This. Mother. Fucker. Do you have any idea what this motherfucker just did? This motherfucker absolutely lost his fucking mind in the 4th quarter against the Knicks. Heat are down by 15 when this Euro-trash asshole elbows this dude in the face. Dude gets up, spitting blood, and proceeds to bend over the entire New York Knicks community and sodomize them one by one by motherfucking one. Heat go on a 19-0 run with Wade scoring 15 of those 19. He ends up with 24 in the quarter and 46 for the game. Oh yeah, he also had 10 assists, 8 rebounds, 4 steals and 3 blocks. Most importantly, he lead the Heat to a W against the motherfucking New York Knicks. Holla @ u later, Knicks. Take the 3-point exhibition to the D-League. Oh yeah, and one more thing, SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
I think the Associated Press pretty much sums it up with these two glorious sentences:
"The New York Knicks made Dwyane Wade bleed. So he made them pay."
Thursday, February 12, 2009
I may or may not have an unhealthy obsession with Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn.
The cease and desist letter I received from her attorney's office makes me think that it's probably the latter. Honestly, I just made this post so I could use the "too many boners to list" tag again. But mostly, I made it to profess my love for Olivia Munn. And--who knows?--if by some sort of heavenly happenstance she stumbles upon my humble, little spot on the interwebs and decides right then and there that I am the man she wishes to spend the rest of her life with, you never end a sentence with a preposition.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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