Thank you, Auto-Tune.

^_^

Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

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Kanye West is a gay fish.

UPDATE:

Kanye West - I'm a Gay Fish (Long Version)

Where the Wild Things Are Trailer

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http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

M. V. P.

The internet is broken a.k.a. Gregory is having an existential crisis.

My friends, the image above is unequivocal proof that the end of days is upon us. As many of you know, I am "tehMick." In fact, I'm pretty sure that many of you still believe my name to be "Mick." The point is I've been "tehMick" before the word "teh" even came into existence. Imagine my surprise when I try to register "tehMick" on twitter and they tell me "that username is already taken." I figured there must be some sort of mistake. I typed it in again and there it was, the same message, in that familiar hue of red. So I go to this "tehMick's" twitter page and his one and only tweet is about eating too much at a family BBQ or something. This is back in '07 and it sounds like something I would definitely tweet about. I assumed the only logical explanation for all of this is that I had regsitered on twitter back in the day and had completely forgotten about it. I tried submitting every e-mail I've had in the past five years in the hopes I had simply forgotten my password, but to no avail. Reality has finally set in. The fact of the matter is, there is another" tehMick" out there. This "tehMick" enjoys having BBQ's with his family and God knows what else. I don't know who I am anymore.

You wouldn't like Dwyane Wade when he's angry.

I love this motherfucker, man. I. Love. This. Mother. Fucker. Do you have any idea what this motherfucker just did? This motherfucker absolutely lost his fucking mind in the 4th quarter against the Knicks. Heat are down by 15 when this Euro-trash asshole elbows this dude in the face. Dude gets up, spitting blood, and proceeds to bend over the entire New York Knicks community and sodomize them one by one by motherfucking one. Heat go on a 19-0 run with Wade scoring 15 of those 19. He ends up with 24 in the quarter and 46 for the game. Oh yeah, he also had 10 assists, 8 rebounds, 4 steals and 3 blocks. Most importantly, he lead the Heat to a W against the motherfucking New York Knicks. Holla @ u later, Knicks. Take the 3-point exhibition to the D-League. Oh yeah, and one more thing, SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

I think the Associated Press pretty much sums it up with these two glorious sentences:

"The New York Knicks made Dwyane Wade bleed. So he made them pay."

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Random AD Quote, Vol. 2

"Her?"

After tonight, The Cone Zone is no more.

Tonight, after 15+ years at Late night, Conan bids his final adieu as host before taking over the helm of The Tonite Show starting on June 2nd. Godspeed, Conan, Max, Joel, La Bamba, Triumph, Masturbating Bear, S & M Lincoln, Shoeverine, Fed-Ex Pope, Abe Vigoda, Dean James Lipton, Cactus Chef playing We Didn't Start The Fire on the flute, The String Dance, If They Mated, Actual Items, Celebrity Surveys, SAT Analogies and those predictable but hilarious Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Clay Aiken, George Bush and Kirstie Alley monologue jokes. Taste these tears, interwebs. Taste my sad.

This pretty much sums it up:



Thanks, Conan. We shall see you in June.

Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um

This was a pretty tough decision to make. Not the album itself, but deciding which Charles Mingus album to upload. It was between this, Oh Yeah, and The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady. Ultimately, I went with Mingus Ah Um because it was the first Charles Mingus album I fell in love with and, in my humble estimation, his best work.

Artist: Charles Mingus
Album: Mingus Ah Um
Genre: Jazz
Year released: 1959
Standout tracks: Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, Fables of Faubus, Pussy Cat Dues
Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ziymtnjkenz

Obama's Elf (Don't Wanna Be)