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2011-10-07T12:49:00.004-04:00

True Grit Teaser Trailer

2010-09-27T19:20:00.000-04:00

Sucker Punch Trailer

2010-07-26T22:13:00.001-04:00

On Repeat: Volume 11

2010-07-05T15:30:00.002-04:00

Link: Big Boi - Daddy Fat Sax

On Repeat: Volume 10

2010-06-13T18:06:00.009-04:00

Link: Washed Out - You and I (feat. Caroline Polachek)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Trailer #2

2010-05-31T14:16:00.004-04:00

On Repeat: Volume 9

2010-05-21T18:45:00.003-04:00

Link: Gayngs - The Gaudy Side of Town

On Repeat: Volume 8

2010-04-30T20:00:00.002-04:00

Link: The National - Bloodbuzz Ohio
Link: The National - Lemonworld
Link: The National - Conversation 16

On Repeat: Volume 7

2010-04-03T23:23:00.001-04:00

Link: The National - All the Wine

On Repeat: Volume 6

2010-03-19T22:20:00.000-04:00

Link: Deftones - This Place Is Death

Tron Legacy Trailer #2

2010-03-09T03:13:00.004-05:00

Source: http://program-glitch-esc.net/

On Repeat: Volume 5

2010-03-02T00:28:00.000-05:00

Link: Marissa Nadler - Diamond Heart

On Repeat: Volume 4

2010-02-14T21:57:00.004-05:00

Link: Pulp - This Is Hardcore

On Repeat: Volume 3

2010-02-03T23:04:00.000-05:00

Link: Radiohead - Down Is the New Up

On Repeat: Volume 2

2010-01-18T23:25:00.001-05:00

Link: Galaxie 500 - Here She Comes Now

I'm with Coco.

2010-01-12T20:07:00.003-05:00

Source: http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/imwithcoco/

On Repeat: Volume 1

2010-01-01T00:01:00.000-05:00

Link: Miles Davis - Concierto de Aranjuez

Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse!

2009-10-15T02:23:00.006-04:00

http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

The Flaming Lips - I Can Be A Frog (feat. Karen O)

2009-10-10T01:32:00.002-04:00

Totes magotes.

2009-09-14T17:45:00.004-04:00

Well, we were all thinking it.

2009-08-13T13:22:00.002-04:00

Tron Legacy Trailer

2009-07-24T21:10:00.003-04:00

The power of dance.

2009-07-21T13:06:00.002-04:00

Hoto Peppa Pippa Pe Papi Peppa Peppa Pipa Pe Papi Hoto Peppa Pippa Pe Papi Peppa Peppa Pipa Pepo

2009-07-20T21:15:00.008-04:00

Mind = Blown

2009-07-10T01:37:00.002-04:00

Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

2009-06-11T11:49:00.002-04:00

CoCo, you've done it a-gain.

2009-06-04T13:40:00.003-04:00

Link: http://seriouslunch.blogspot.com/2009/06/conans-new-stage-looks-like-super-mario.html

Toy Story 3 Teaser Trailer

2009-05-31T13:23:00.002-04:00

Buy this shirt.

2009-05-19T17:56:00.003-04:00

"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

Link: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX

Thank you, Auto-Tune.

2009-04-29T17:25:00.002-04:00

^_^

2009-04-28T03:08:00.007-04:00

Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

2009-04-24T01:03:00.002-04:00

Link: http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/jonesgoodassbbqandfootmassage.html

http://www.japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.com/

2009-04-15T12:55:00.005-04:00

Kanye West is a gay fish.

2009-04-09T15:57:00.004-04:00

UPDATE:

Kanye West - I'm a Gay Fish (Long Version)

Where the Wild Things Are Trailer

2009-03-25T16:53:00.002-04:00

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

2009-03-11T14:50:00.005-04:00

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

M. V. P.

2009-03-10T00:00:00.003-04:00

The internet is broken a.k.a. Gregory is having an existential crisis.

2009-03-09T00:30:00.014-04:00

My friends, the image above is unequivocal proof that the end of days is upon us. As many of you know, I am "tehMick." In fact, I'm pretty sure that many of you still believe my name to be "Mick." The point is I've been "tehMick" before the word "teh" even came into existence. Imagine my surprise when I try to register "tehMick" on twitter and they tell me "that username is already taken." I figured there must be some sort of mistake. I typed it in again and there it was, the same message, in that familiar hue of red. So I go to this "tehMick's" twitter page and his one and only tweet is about eating too much at a family BBQ or something. This is back in '07 and it sounds like something I would definitely tweet about. I assumed the only logical explanation for all of this is that I had regsitered on twitter back in the day and had completely forgotten about it. I tried submitting every e-mail I've had in the past five years in the hopes I had simply forgotten my password, but to no avail. Reality has finally set in. The fact of the matter is, there is another" tehMick" out there. This "tehMick" enjoys having BBQ's with his family and God knows what else. I don't know who I am anymore.

You wouldn't like Dwyane Wade when he's angry.

2009-02-28T22:16:00.012-05:00

I love this motherfucker, man. I. Love. This. Mother. Fucker. Do you have any idea what this motherfucker just did? This motherfucker absolutely lost his fucking mind in the 4th quarter against the Knicks. Heat are down by 15 when this Euro-trash asshole elbows this dude in the face. Dude gets up, spitting blood, and proceeds to bend over the entire New York Knicks community and sodomize them one by one by motherfucking one. Heat go on a 19-0 run with Wade scoring 15 of those 19. He ends up with 24 in the quarter and 46 for the game. Oh yeah, he also had 10 assists, 8 rebounds, 4 steals and 3 blocks. Most importantly, he lead the Heat to a W against the motherfucking New York Knicks. Holla @ u later, Knicks. Take the 3-point exhibition to the D-League. Oh yeah, and one more thing, SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

I think the Associated Press pretty much sums it up with these two glorious sentences:

"The New York Knicks made Dwyane Wade bleed. So he made them pay."

Dear Gregory,

2009-02-24T13:27:00.001-05:00

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Random AD Quote, Vol. 2

2009-02-23T00:34:00.003-05:00

"Her?"

After tonight, The Cone Zone is no more.

2009-02-20T17:49:00.013-05:00

Tonight, after 15+ years at Late night, Conan bids his final adieu as host before taking over the helm of The Tonite Show starting on June 2nd. Godspeed, Conan, Max, Joel, La Bamba, Triumph, Masturbating Bear, S & M Lincoln, Shoeverine, Fed-Ex Pope, Abe Vigoda, Dean James Lipton, Cactus Chef playing We Didn't Start The Fire on the flute, The String Dance, If They Mated, Actual Items, Celebrity Surveys, SAT Analogies and those predictable but hilarious Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Clay Aiken, George Bush and Kirstie Alley monologue jokes. Taste these tears, interwebs. Taste my sad.

This pretty much sums it up:

Thanks, Conan. We shall see you in June.

Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um

2009-02-20T00:58:00.009-05:00

This was a pretty tough decision to make. Not the album itself, but deciding which Charles Mingus album to upload. It was between this, Oh Yeah, and The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady. Ultimately, I went with Mingus Ah Um because it was the first Charles Mingus album I fell in love with and, in my humble estimation, his best work.

Artist: Charles Mingus
Album: Mingus Ah Um
Genre: Jazz
Year released: 1959
Standout tracks: Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, Fables of Faubus, Pussy Cat Dues
Download:
~~http://www.mediafire.com/?ziymtnjkenz~~

Obama's Elf (Don't Wanna Be)

2009-02-18T18:09:00.007-05:00

You stay classy, New York Post.

2009-02-18T12:26:00.009-05:00

I think we're all mature enough to know what Cartoonist Sean Delonas was going for in this OH, SO CLEVER illustration. But, I mean, doesn't there come a point when you have to ask yourself, "Is this going to make people lose their shit and come after me bearing torches, pitchforks and rope?" It goes beyond naivete to think that we live in a post-racial utopia because this country elected it's first black president back in November. And, even if this was the case, you can't, under any circumstance, draw parallels between a monkey and a black man. Especially if that black man happens to be our commander-in-chief. Where's your sense of history, Mr. Delonas? I hate to break it to you, but you're probably going to end up on Olbermann's Worst Person in the World segment later tonite. Other than that, I expect the blowback to be extremely minimal.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero

2009-02-18T11:50:00.008-05:00

The first single off of It's Blitz! has finally hit the interwebs. After three listens, the only word that can do this track justice is "meh." Oh well, I'm still pretty optimistic considering I've liked everything they've released to date. ~~I'll update this post with a download link once I get a hold of the track.~~ In the meantime, it's currently streaming on their MySpace. And yes, to answer your question, apparently people still use MySpace.

Stream:
http://www.myspace.com/yeahyeahyeahs

Deerhunter - Agoraphobia

2009-02-15T23:52:00.018-05:00

"Cover me, cover me, comfort me, comfort me..."

Video:

Download:
~~http://www.mediafire.com/?wtntjdlyzmn~~

I love you all, Marta.

2009-02-14T15:27:00.005-05:00

So here's the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album cover.

2009-02-12T17:37:00.007-05:00

It's called It's Blitz! and it's scheduled to hit stores April 14th. Of course, as soon as I have it, you'll have it. Here's hoping it leaks some time beforehand. If the music is comparable to the artwork, this will probably be one of the best records of 2009. And yes, to answer your question, I would definitely throw it in Karen O. Look at that sexy wrist. Just look at it!!!
Tracklist
1. Zero
2. Heads Will Roll
3. Soft Shock
4. Skeletons
5. Dull Life
6. Shame and Fortune
7. Runaway
8. Dragon Queen
9. Hysteric
10. Little Shadow

I may or may not have an unhealthy obsession with Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn.

2009-02-12T00:32:00.012-05:00

The cease and desist letter I received from her attorney's office makes me think that it's probably the latter. Honestly, I just made this post so I could use the "too many boners to list" tag again. But mostly, I made it to profess my love for Olivia Munn. And--who knows?--if by some sort of heavenly happenstance she stumbles upon my humble, little spot on the interwebs and decides right then and there that I am the man she wishes to spend the rest of her life with, you never end a sentence with a preposition.

Inglorious Basterds Trailer

2009-02-11T16:10:00.007-05:00

http://movies.yahoo.com/premieres/11990378/standardformat/

So here's a video of Salma Hayek breastfeeding an African baby.

2009-02-11T15:07:00.011-05:00

Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

2009-02-11T00:11:00.016-05:00

I decided I would upload an album I love every fortnight for two reasons:
1. I love music.
2. I love the commonwealth unit of time.
It makes perfect sense that the first album I uploaded, also happens to be my favorite album of all time. I know it's a pretty cliché #1, but there's a reason why so many people have fallen in love with it. Instead of waxing poetic, below are the specs to get you on your way.

Artist: Miles Davis
Album: Kind of Blue
Genre: Jazz
Year released: 1959
Standout tracks: So What, Blue In Green, Flamenco Sketches
Download:
~~http://www.mediafire.com/?8uuwudw53y1~~

Good night, Kiddo.

2009-02-10T23:54:00.006-05:00

The comments section at MediaTakeOut.

2009-02-10T17:05:00.011-05:00

One of the many reasons I love the internet.
Example:

Look, Chris just lost his doubblement gum adds. Thats money lost. It's a FVCKING RESESION. If this story is true, Rianna needs to step the fvck up and get this boys good reputaion back, because now...she's [EXPLETIVE] up his money and THAT SH1T AINT COOL! If indeed she has a history of REPEATEDLY putting her hands on him, cause him to have an accident, he finally snaps and slaps the b1tch, he gets arrested, and he loosing money in the process??? OOOOHWEEEE, he don't need to hit her, he needs to get one of his female cousins and em to whoop riannas azz for that sh1t.

I couldn't have said it better myself, HoneyDipp35.

Random AD Quote.

2009-02-10T12:54:00.007-05:00

"I think we all feel that way about our mothers, and we all have legs."

New era in blogging.

2009-02-10T02:11:00.003-05:00

After exploring every conceivable option, my cabinet and I have decided to go with "simonbakerfishlove.blogspot.com."
We deliberated for well over 5 minutes and decided that the "S" at the end of baker was superfluous and completely expendable.
To all those fans of the original url name, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.
Thank you and good night.

I hate my url name.

2009-02-10T01:50:00.001-05:00

It's been less than 2 hours and I already hate my url name.
The plight of the indecisive.
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to just change it on the fly.
I'd probably have to delete this entire blog and start over from scratch.
Right now, I'm loving the sound of simonbakersfishlove.blogspot.com
Although, I'm pretty sure in another 15 minutes I'll probably hate that too.
On second, third, and fourth thought, I'm just going to leave the url name as it is.
Unless, of course, I get the "okay" from a certain someone whose name shall remain a mystery.
Fuck it.

I have a lot of things to say.

2009-02-10T00:42:00.000-05:00

And you'd be wise to listen good.